Adventures in an igloo

I've always been fond of soul. I love golden oldies from the likes of Fontella Bass, James Brown and Otis Redding. Although it's apparent from my dance moves that I don't really have soul, I nontheless quite value my soul.

You can just imagine in light of this information how petrified I am when it comes to the ever louder voices on my rock that demand Iceland become a member of the Europan Union.

You see, I stumbled upon a truth that's even stranger than fiction the other day about the EU's source of power. Ever heard of Beelzebub AKA Bubbles AKA the Devil anyone?

So children here's the story according to some cute little Christians of how a Babylonian Demigod hired a bunch of architects of destruction to build a brand new "design" Tower of Babel in Strasbourg (which means "Stinky Demons in Suits" in Mordorish).

Once upon a time there was a wicked oh so wicked little Babylonian god who really wanted to unleash a league of demons with suitcases and a gigantic papertrail, erm I mean tail, upon the world.

Anyway, he got buried in the desert as time went by but never stopped being a horrid little bureaucrat under the enormous pile of sand.

So one day a German dude shows up in the Middle East and excavates some stuff and brings it back home to Berlin.

Unfortunately that stuff was the Ishtar Gate AKA the Gate to Hell and Pergamon AKA the seat of Satan. Ooooops!

So a couple of world wars later which according to my sources, the Christian web pages, were started by our Babylonian devil, he decides to finish Europe off once and for all by founding the EU and thus really bringing the end of the world to our European doorstep.

The proof to this you may ask, well, the Tower of Babel in Strasbourg AKA the new EU Parliament Building and the naked broad (Europa) on the bull (the Beast) right outside that evil place and to add insult to injury she's also hanging out in front of the European Council Building in Brussels.

Does this seem farfetched to you? Well, it does to me too, but it's just so much more entertaining than tracing the EU's history back to the dead boring European Coal and Steel Community back in 1951!