Adventures in an igloo

Are you a politician? Are you sick of the general public bitching and moaning and people in general being completely ungrateful and obnoxious towards you and all the great stuff you're doing for yourself and your friends?

If your answer is "Yes" to all these questions, Denile might be the place for you.

Denile is a calm and almost soothing place with the perfect population of 63 since 1984. Well, we've actually had some problems in the past with the lefties (pardon me, that word made me throw up in my mouth a little bit) who are always up to no good and keep demanding new elections.. AS IF!

Anyway, Denile is just the greatest place ever, like completely and totally! If you're hungry there's a mob that feeds you. It's unfortunately a rather simple diet that consists mostly of eggs and sometimes soggy tomatoes and milk if you've been distributing pepper spray between your subjects, but the mob means well.

Also, there's always a crowd around ready and willing to give your crib a complete overhaul, mostly in uneven red paint however.

We've also got plenty of stuff for the musicman in Denile and there's always a lot of cute little people jumping around outside singing and chanting some sort of ode to the government, while banging on their little drums made out of stuff from their cute little kitchens.

So come on down and enjoy the good life.

If you're not tempted by the little town of Denile pop. 63, you most certainly are in denial!

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