Adventures in an igloo

The Baltic States had the Singing Revolution, the Czechs had the Velvet Revolution and in the Ukraine they had the Orange Revolution.

Now, we've had our own little revolution and succeeded, which is just fab.

But, what should we call it? The abovementioned countries have such cool names for their revolutions, but all I can think of is The Wooden Spoon Revolution or even The Drumming Quality Street Lid Revolution.

Those names just sound ackward somehow.

Wait, Eureka! How about The Helvítis Fokking Fokk Revolution? This of course means literally the goddam fu**ing f**k revolution which best describes the whole situation that led to these events.

Yes, I think that's it.

And now the children of the Helvítis Fokking Fokk Revolution get to vote for some new jokers to pull the strings at Parliament. Yes, it's an opportunity for a whole new generation to mess this country up!