Adventures in an igloo

Yes, I've discovered it after years of half and quarter finishing books.

Here's the secret:

Only read one book at a time.
Start reading at the beginning of the book (my nan did not do this, she'd skip right to the end and if it was a happy one, she'd read the book, and if it wasn't, well then she'd chuck the book).

Now, once you've started reading from the beginning just continue until you've read the very last sentence of the book.

If you follow my advice, you too know the secret behind successfully reading books.

Congratulations and enjoy this new and fascinating, not to mention fulfilling experience.

Ps. If this advice doesn't work for you- be sure that Hollywood will create an alternative for you. Just try not to fall asleep before the film's finished.