Adventures in an igloo

The couple naturally had twins, because it was -like so totally- in fashion among the other newly rich.

As soon as the twins could hold a bow, their folks bought wee Stradivarius violins, hired a tutor and made sure that the nanny made sure the kids practised while they were at dinner parties or in St Tropez.

When the crash hit the enormous household, the tutor and the nanny were the first to go.

Unfortunately the twins were diligent little violinists; they played all day long and because the parents could no longer afford somebody to teach them how to play, they found themselves stuck in a neverending suzuki nightmare with no hope of ever hearing a tune played in tune.