Wednesday, July 26, 2006
British Wildlife
I am still having problems concentrating on my work. It's not all my fault though, the British Wildlife Federation has been literally bugging me. First a big fat black fly was buzzing next to me. That was really distracting, so I opened the window and let it out. Then a peacock butterfly dropped by to say hello and check on my progress. I told it to bugger off and let me continue writing about how natural disasters are a perfect study area because they demonstrate the weaknesses of the affected societies blah blah. Finally a long legged spider ran across my desk. It looked as if it had something evil in mind so I caught the little bastard in an old wine glass, named it Josephine and threw it out the window. I hate hate hate spiders, they are so sneaky and creepy eeeeeeew. Which reminds me that Spiderman 3 is coming out soon and since I haven't seen Spiderman 2 I'm not likely to run to the cinema when it comes out.
Which reminds me that Superman is out and I don't think I'll go see that either. Those films are cursed and I'm sure that the girl playing Lois Lane will end up in a loony bin at some point and pull out her teeth in order to hide from the Krypton creeps that are out to get her just like the previous Lois did.
The Superman curse reminds me of Wonderwoman. Now that was a cool chick and not cursed in any way. I actually saw 3 pairs of Wonderwoman knickers in New Look earlier today which reminds me of Superman..again. If I were to buy those knickers, do you think I would be able to switch clothes really fast in a phonebooth and moreover would I wear the knickers over my stockings or not?
It's funny how my thoughts go in circles and always seem to wind up in the vicinity of Superman's pants.
# posted by Björkin : 1:31 PM
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