Wednesday, March 15, 2006
On the imminent takeover
What are the odds that in a tiny town like Letsgetoutofhereville, in a cafe that seats about 10 people, that 3 Icelanders would meet randomly? The odds are slim to none I tell you. Yet this happened today. The thing that gave the whole thing a mysterious look was that the Icelandic supergroup (no not Nylon, although they will achieve world domination in the future..) Sigurrós was playing on repeat in that tiny cafe. It is further evidence that we Icelanders are on the brink of taking over the small islands of the world, first it will be the UK, then the Faroe islands and after that we will embark on a military coup in Vanuatu...It was bound to happen at some point. Soon the only things sold in Tesco will be dried fish, Black Death and Bacon creamcheese. Any resistance is futile y'all. The music of Björk, Bubbi the Rock-king of Iceland and the strange moaning of the beanie-boys in Sigurrós will be played everywhere.
Still I am sensing some Nordic vibes in this whole takeover scheme. Since the news in Iceland say that Danes talk about us..a lot...one wonders if the new vikings aka Ice-preneurs are actually a part of an even greater plot. I am afraid that the notorious Swedish Mafia may be playing the role of a shadow ministry within the Icelandic business groups. And I w
as tought to fear the Swedes when I was a kid. The Icelanders that went to Sweden and came back home..well different, brainwashed if you will. They were possibly agents for the SSSP (Sveriges stora social problemer) and at least one of them started his own cultural revolution through 80s viking flicks. I dunno--I hope it's really a solely Icelandic takeover because the Swedes are just too tall and too blonde and they kill their politicians...erm too much. Who wants to eat only Swedish meatballs and listen to Ace of Base? Me me me!
as tought to fear the Swedes when I was a kid. The Icelanders that went to Sweden and came back home..well different, brainwashed if you will. They were possibly agents for the SSSP (Sveriges stora social problemer) and at least one of them started his own cultural revolution through 80s viking flicks. I dunno--I hope it's really a solely Icelandic takeover because the Swedes are just too tall and too blonde and they kill their politicians...erm too much. Who wants to eat only Swedish meatballs and listen to Ace of Base? Me me me!Enough said for now.
Heja--I mean Bless bless
# posted by Björkin : 8:53 PM
