Tuesday, February 14, 2006

My bloody Valentine

So, it's Valentine's Day...again.
It is a day the English seem to take very seriously, red is the colour in every shop, hearts pink and red everywhere, and chocolates, oh, loads of chocolates. To me this day, being without a significant other, symbolizes failed relationships and the evil and tasteless men who I am rid of, praise Jesus! So, the stores won't get any money out of me today...erm... apart from the lovely bottle of Bourgogne that I purchased since nobody sent me a card, a box of chocolates, let alone a bottle of spirits. And yes, it's RED wine, so there you go.
Instead of falling into a deep pit of depression, I have decided to down that bottle, listen to cheerful music like The Sex Pistols' Pretty Vacant and contemplate on bad relationships. My mind e.g. wanders to ms Glenn Close in Rabbit in the Pot Day. It's really good being single when you think of relationships like that. The film Enough with JoLo and that super cute psycho guy also comes to mind, hmmm as well as The Burning Bed, Sleeping with the Enemy, need I continue? If you are thinking what about Sleepless in Seattle and The Notebook, then I reply: Shush!
Bottomline, Valentine's Day is evil and even dangerous. If you are not convinced and need further evidence... then check out the movie Valentine...if you are a prom-queen and refuse to dance with the ugly nerdy guy in junior high, he will return some years later, hunky as hell, also psycho as hell, with a nose-bleed problem, wearing a Valentine's mask and he will drown your ass in a jacuzzi; just ask Denise Richards, she'll verify.
Happy V-day y'all

# posted by Björkin : 8:22 PM
Comments:
Hey! Are you not forgetting the unforgettable Mr.Wrong?

So twisted with Bill Pullman leading the lesbian-heart of Ellen DeGeneris in a downward crazy-spiral of twisted love... You should rent that with your bottle of Valentine-red! And then you will really sigh in relief afterwards ;)

I love you - yes I do!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:36 AM
 
Ha ha, you mean the cute-but-scary scene where he asks: Do you think I love you enough to break my own finger? And then bones breaking! i thank my lucky stars that I'm single.
Sakna þín gamla lufsa
# posted by Blogger Björkin : 4:43 PM
 
Ech ekki schkilja schessa enschku...hvad a schetta ad schyda, ad schkrifa enschku...ha? Schetta vecha hneykschli...ja...hneykschli!!! :D
# posted by Blogger €iki : 2:00 PM
 
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